A little Xena....Then Some Blushing
Man, I havn't seen Xena in like forever. I remember when I use to watch it everyday. And when if first came out, it took Hercules' time slot, moving him back an hour later. I was soooo pissed. But then I stopped watching Herc, and was a Xena fanatic. Not as much as Buffy, but close enough. I dont think there could be a show better than Buffy, except, of course, Wonder Woman if it wasn't so corny looking. Enough about that. Have you ever said something, then wanted to say something else but didn't because you thought it was too much for the person you're talking to to take it? It's like, every time I talk to Sweetness about stupid shit, we end up joking about her being with a woman (or never being with one for that matter). And she'll somehow get out, "I want a woman with big boobs." And I look at her all weird, one eyebrow cocked. And she says, "I mean, if I were to be with a girl, ya know. I'd want her to have bigger boobs than me." So the conversation goes... Me: "Why do you want them to have big boobs?" Sweetness: "I like bib boobs, that's how I picture it." M: "You like big boobs? I'm not a 'big boob' kinda girl." S: "Why not?" M: "I have my own." S: "Oh." M: "I think like C is the perfect size." S: "Well, thank you." M: "I've already told you that before." S: "I know." M: "I'm not really a butt kinda girl either. I so don't want a girl with a big butt." S: "I dont have a big butt." M: "I think I've noticed." S: "Oh, yeah, I forgot." Then we get to her house, and I stop so she can get out. She gets out and walks around to my window, telling me to roll it down. S: "You know how it's hot between your legs, does it ever get cold?" She put her hand through the window and touched my legs. S: "Mine are. It's because of my drink though. I'll see you later though. bye." I wanted to say something clever, but I couldn't think of anything. All I could do was blush a bit and say bye. I'm retarded. I just don't say the erotic things I'm thinking. I did grab our friend Vicki's boob today. She's a day employee that comes in at like 2am. She's really hott, but she's like 40. She doesn't look that way, she looks like 25 or something. She always slaps my ass and stuff. Oh, when I grabbed her boob, she was all, "Uh, you made my nipple hard." I just blushed and said I had to go back to work. How much of a dork can I be? Well, I must get going. Take Care. Hai |
Written on 2004-07-29 @ 8:37 a.m. |