Seeing Your Friend Dangling From the Top Shelf at Walmart...Priceless
Last night started out crappy. Like, I had to work with Maria in toys. She drives me nuts sometimes. I ended up just taking back cardboard and leaving her. She gets on my nerves. Then she turns up telling Sweetness how I left her. Sweetness was like, "Whatever." Speaking of Sweetness (when am I not), I worked with her lastnight putting up the paper, which is toilet paper and paper towels. So, we're putting some on the riser, which is kinda high. One has to stand either on the riser or on the ladder to put the extra stuff up. So, Sweetness finally gets off the riser and starts looking for a label that is on the edge of the riser. She likes to stand on boxes and do this because she's like 5'1 or something. So, here she is standing on this box. She decides to move over a little, well, the box caves in and she's hanging by one arm onto the shelf. I didn't even notice until one of the guys she works with grabbed her and put her down on the floor. It was just the funniest thing! We laughed for a long time. Laughed so hard that I thought my stomach was going to hurt forever. I so wish I had a camera, so I could show the whole world what happened. Trust me, seeing Sweetness dangle from the shelf with one hand (from a safe height ok) and trying to regain her composure. One of the Priceless moments. Makes me want to steal the security tape. Anywho, other stuff, I have exactly $222 to spend on alcohol tonight. Well, I'm going to have to subtract food and stuff, because Sweetness and I are going to eat before we go to Dee's house and start drinking. Last time Sweetness actually drank, she didn't eat, so she was throwing up forever. Not sure what's gonna be for dinner, but I'm sure it'll be good. Actually, I'm hungry now, but I'm just going to watch a movie and fall asleep, after taking some nyquil of course. Well, love to write some more, but got things to do...well, I don't, but it sounded good. Maybe I can order a pizza. Shit it's before 12...are they open yet. Lets go find out. Well, ta people. Hai |
Written on 2004-03-01 @ 10:29 a.m. |